May 2011
So now we own 2 iPads.
Yay lol.
April 2011
Morning (:
What are you guys doing on this lovely Saturday?
Gonna go to sleep early for once.
biennasausage:
Night.
Dear Bien,
You suck. Now travelers are gonna take your body. LOL I will never sleep ever again. Hoe, did you change your password? D; lol k bye.
Love,
Jazmin.
captain-jannae asked: koala's are very cute c:
FUCK THAT!
Auntie Lea: Jazz, can you go into the motor ho--
Me: HELL NO!
Auntie Lea: what why not?
Me: I watched a scary movie today and it's dark outside!
Auntie Lea: What movie?
Me: Insidious.
Auntie Lea: AHAHHAHA.
I saw them put the vending machines in at my...
roncuison:
wadurpcece:
I can imagine a lot of people running up to the machine to get some food already.
I CAN IMAGINE PEOPLE WHO DON’T WASH THEIR HANDS TOUCH THE BUTTONS OF THE VENDING MACHINE. D:
I spit in your slushies
I will not sleep tonight. Insidious...
I’m so fucking rude. I deserve to cry. I don’t deserve friends. I don’t deserve to smile. I don’t deserve to be happy. What sucks is I probably lost a really true friend who will most likely hate me forever over me making a stupid mistake. I at least want to apologize. Not just leave it there. Why am I a selfish bitch….
I'm not poetic, sorry.
chust1n:
jazminle:
I cant pull a 14 line sonnet with 10 syllables, an octet, a sestet, and a couplet with an ababcdcd efefgg rhyme scheme out of my brain. Frick man.
Ugh, i hated this
thank the Lord that I have a sister to do this stuff.
I'm not poetic, sorry.
I cant pull a 14 line sonnet with 10 syllables, an octet, a sestet, and a couplet with an ababcdcd efefgg rhyme scheme out of my brain. Frick man.
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I have aids.
Girl: Oh my gosh those look like good cupcakes. Can I have one?
Me: I don't know you...
Girl: Sooooo?
Me: I have aids.
Girl: Lol that's okay can I have one?
....
jar-bear asked: $$ :D
sweetbootyshabaam asked: $$$$$ CHA CHINGGGG!!!!
(= $$$
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Put a "$" in my ask box if you think I'm cute.
My science teacher
roncuison:
biennasausage:
Teacher: So the gravity car must be under 500 grams and a maximum length of 30 centimeters and….
*students interrupt by talking*
Teacher: *stares them all down*
Teacher: Hey. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?
LOL.
Omg Mark said the steel rocket looking one looked like a dildo and I was just like laughing ahaha.
I'm a fat ass trapped in a skinny girl's body.
ericaalasater asked: like.. most of them
ericaalasater asked: seriously? that's the only way?
Those that gossip to you also gossip about you.
Bible app, why must you be so true?
If i was either an earthbender, waterbender,...
jeddybears:
thisvietboy:
jeddybears:
I’d be Sokka ”Flameo hotman, Flameo…”
SOKKA!
Gonna watch Toy Story.
biennasausage:
On Pornhub.
…..
1 tag
Shit talking.
Yeah, it’s totally bs. Like… Claiming to be so so sooo close to someone and turning and giggling with some other people. I’m right across from you. It hurts. A lot. Well that’s what I get for drowning a double edged sword. I “talk shit.” So do you. It’s part of being a teenager. But dude, hiding behind your textbooks whispering to each other doesn’t...
Sorry
I’m not one of those girls that puts pounds of make up on their face pretty.
Insanity 60 Day Work-Out.
Starting today. Wish me luck ahah. Second time I’m doing this -_____- I got fat. Leave me something cute or nasty or whatever in my ask box (:
http://www.jazminle.tumblr.com/ask
Anonymous asked: where did you get your swag bracelet?
